Lenona filted:
>
>Oh, and check this out (if you didn't the last time):
>
>It's from "Two and a Half Men," "Meander to Your Dander," 2008. Jake
>was supposed to be 13 or 14 at the time.
>
>Jake Harper: This movie stinks.
>
>Charlie Harper: It's a classic.
>
>Jake Harper: It's been 40 minutes and we still haven't seen the
>shark!
>
>Charlie Harper: They're building up the suspense. Letting you use your
>imagination.
>
>Jake Harper: You know what I'm imagining? A better movie.
>
>(snip)
>
>Jake: You know what's a good movie? Snakes on a Plane. Airplanes are
>already scary, plus there's snakes everywhere: in the overhead
>compartment, in the bathroom, open the barf bag... (imitates opening
>bag and jumping back startled) SNAKE! (turns to Charlie with arm
>extended) SNAKE!!
>
>
>Another time:
>
>(Jake and Charlie are watching a boxing match):
>
>Jake: In ultimate fighting they kick, they elbow, they get a guy down
>and smash his head in the floor. These guys just dance around and
>barely hit each other.
>
>Charlie: Okay, okay, listen to me. Boxing is a science. Boxers don't
>just whale on each other: they strategize, feel each other out, wait
>for an opening.
>
>(Jakes glances at the TV, then back to Charlie)
>
>Jake: ....
>
>(snip)
>
>
>I have to say, I love it when, as someone else pointed out, the
>generation gap rears its head when Jake reveals himself as too shallow
>even for Charlie.
>
>Can you remember more examples of that on that show, re old movies?
Not from that show, but here's one I happened to overhear at a Tower Records in
real life:
Guy: "Here's one you haven't seen: 'Clerks'."
Girlfriend: "What's it about?"
Guy: "Well, it's in black and white...."
Girlfriend: "Yuck!"
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