In the Year of the Golden Pig, the Great and Powerful Dog-Faced Boy
declared:
> Is Jodie Foster a carpet muncher?
>
No, she just uses it as an excuse not to sleep with you.
--
Sean O'Hara
Today, a fellow stripper lapped the crotch of my panties until said
panties were practically drenched in saliva (a customer paid for
this display.) It's amazing what five dollars can buy in this economy.
--Diablo Cody |